Alright ladies, here is how you win and/or keep your man.
Going down US 52 tonight, a friend of mine and I are heading towards VBS. While at a stop light, my friend looks over and notices a girl leaning over to give her boyfriend/other male friend... ...let's call it "oral relations". Well, this girl all of a sudden notices that we have spotted her in the act of giving said oral relations. BUT, and this is key ladies, SHE KEPT GOING!! Like, not even giving it a second thought. When we passed we started clapping, and she did too. This is exactly how you keep your man ladies. What's he gonna say..."no"? If he does, hit him with the nearest blunt object and get out of the car.
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